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aliljaded 53F
23952 posts
6/30/2020 4:21 am
A Little Pandemic Humor

I just asked a 6-year-old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes, because they are out of toilet paper.

Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.

If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers…

My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day but look at me now! I’m saving the world!

I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce. Oh, the good times…

Whoever owes you money, go to their house now to collect. They should be at home.

You’re not stuck at home, you’re safe at home. One word can change your attitude and one cough can change your life.

~Mistertickle'


"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


drmgirl622 68F  
25884 posts
6/30/2020 2:26 pm

Excuse me.....I need to get some wine


Vulpinewarrior 64M
70 posts
6/30/2020 2:20 pm

That photo is one of the most sensuous images. Self confident and yet eager to give. very hot


Tckg12 69M
2393 posts
6/30/2020 11:39 am

love it!! we need a little humor now. last one is very true


MissLadywood 51F
6195 posts
6/30/2020 11:30 am

I'm saving the world ma !
These are brilliant, i especially love the lines, 4 and 6

Life So Short, The Craft So Long To Learn


tinkerfun 46F
11150 posts
6/30/2020 8:32 am

Brilliant

There were loads of great memes online, particularly at the start of lockdown. Loads of them revolved around drinking...


slaveforyou365 63M  
4488 posts
6/30/2020 5:52 am



Slave rick


Dreamcatcher__ 87M
7020 posts
6/30/2020 5:45 am

Great lines. Words to live by.


Artschoolgrad 46M
8441 posts
6/30/2020 5:40 am

i'll confess that i love women in masks : )


rosaenaluin 65F
10834 posts
6/30/2020 4:46 am

Hahahah, funny! Love the picture! too.


aliljaded 53F
8847 posts
6/30/2020 4:42 am

    Quoting jenny14:
    ali

    LOL

    Thanks for the laughs
You're welcome, Jenny. I hope you are well.xx

"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”


jenny14 75T  
90121 posts
6/30/2020 4:31 am

ali

LOL

Thanks for the laughs


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny



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