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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
3/19/2019 1:13 pm
Far from Marvels: The Alt Avengers, cumming soon


I'm just killing time until the new Avengers: End Game movie release so here I be, the biggest waste of time site I know of. Granted I dont spend much time on the net.

I didn't have to make it past my home page to see that ALT too has a never say die team of superzeros; she-hoes alongside the heroes and sheros.

FRAUDBROAD

COCKTALE WEENIE

WHINGEBOY

MELLONBALLHER

SLICKDICKAMO

CHUNNELBUTT

TYPE4LIEABEATING

I refuse to even contemplate what super powers are possessed by the above.

My county library has A LOT to answer for.

For national poetry month in April, they've scheduled a YOETRY event.

YOETRY?!?!

WTF is that?

I though perhaps it was a hip hop type street poem thing, but no.

YOGA+POETRY=YOETRY

Ass up, head down.

Too much or too little blood flow to the brain

My mind boggled.

Then Broke.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


drmgirl622 68F  
25881 posts
3/19/2019 3:06 pm

Ass up, head down...….my seltzer water just came out my nose


virtualcuzi 52T
1233 posts
3/19/2019 3:58 pm

Someone found your easybake oven and had a lightbulb moment. Not only did it lighten but it enlightened and also produced a little turd of a cookie from some years old cookie mix! Apart from that it's business as usual.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
3/19/2019 4:02 pm



May I interest you in yoetry, gin and tonic?

I slept through about half of Captain Marvel while my sadist ate all the jelly beans. Hurt more than a flogging.

I can’t sleep through this bum fight so I’ll just log off for a bit.


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/19/2019 5:18 pm

Historically it all started with rumblings in the south over sugar that soon escalated into civil war that involved the hole of the North.


Sucker4Ever 112M
6750 posts
3/19/2019 6:22 pm

Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow . . . It's only a Superhero away . . .
I miss your smart head down ass up, you!

WHATEVER YOU DO . . .Do not come to my blog. There are land mines EVERYWHERE!

Tomorrow, tomorrow . . .

“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.”


aHedonist 51M
7510 posts
3/20/2019 3:19 am



Fuck 'em all I'm just glad to see ya.


brandygirasol 54T
9365 posts
3/20/2019 6:33 am

SUPERZEROS Love It!!!!


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 11:59 am

    Quoting  :

Pearls, huh? I suppose they are.

Soooooooooooooo right!. Ive been stockpiling McDonald's straws to fit end to end as my weapon of choice. Maybe even a swizzle stick or two could be added after a rum n RC binge on the way to yahoo side field entertainment. You are so toast, buddy.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:02 pm

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    Ass up, head down...….my seltzer water just came out my nose
I went from stunned confusion to uncontrollable giggles when I saw the notice for it.

How can ones mind NOT conjure up the extremes?

Sorry about the bubbly nostrils, but for a Tuesday, lol it was a bit of excitement Ive been lacking so Im jealous!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:08 pm

    Quoting virtualcuzi:
    Someone found your easybake oven and had a lightbulb moment. Not only did it lighten but it enlightened and also produced a little turd of a cookie from some years old cookie mix! Apart from that it's business as usual.
The comments on this post read like a family reunion

Ive put you in charge of my quality control and approvals. My last admin ass disappeared.

*nods* yeah, Im a blog spelunker from way back and understand the tasty tidbits that can be found. You and that easybake oven though, was......lmao. Yeah. Good stuff. Lightbulb and enlightened. Thumbs up

The mouldering goodies....meh. Business as usual yep. *researches the term shady business practices*

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:13 pm

    Quoting SylviaSoulier:


    May I interest you in yoetry, gin and tonic?

    I slept through about half of Captain Marvel while my sadist ate all the jelly beans. Hurt more than a flogging.

    I can’t sleep through this bum fight so I’ll just log off for a bit.
You were the second person I though of when I saw the notice for yoetry. I mean, you enlightened me to naked yoga so........

Being that you not only practice it but understand and lead in it was why I gave it genuine thought after my giggling stopped. Tis not for me due to distance and disinterest but I like the thought of it in all honesty since it isnt a do both at the same time its a learn the skills of both at the same time and place. As a not even beginner, Id need all the help I could get.

As for the bums round here, I dunno whether to cross the street or hand em a dollar just to see what happens with it.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:16 pm

    Quoting GOD_GOD_GOD:
    Historically it all started with rumblings in the south over sugar that soon escalated into civil war that involved the hole of the North.
Yeah, lol I figured it out after I opened my mouth. It is kinda hard to miss once eyes are open and mouths shut. Not that I plan on developing THAT bad habit anytime soon!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:19 pm

    Quoting Sucker4Ever:
    Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow . . . It's only a Superhero away . . .
    I miss your smart head down ass up, you!

    WHATEVER YOU DO . . .Do not come to my blog. There are land mines EVERYWHERE!

    Tomorrow, tomorrow . . .
*BOL*

Um, yeah, about that. I appreciate the warning but, WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too late to not see it, lil orphan assy.

You say 'possible landmine', I say 'What the fuck! Was that Chernobyl?'

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:22 pm

    Quoting aHedonist:


    Fuck 'em all I'm just glad to see ya.
Not a ONE of em was fuckable

Im always so happy to see you too.

You are right, hon. Its a slough or fuck off at will. Honestly, Im not bothered, just amused. Some of the screen names I came across while logging in were HYSTERICAL(not reflected above as those I made up so any similarities are coincidence)

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:28 pm

I love it too.

Harsh but accurate and the ones I know best.

Im oogling your lycra nylon blend thighs again. Are you sure I cant bring you over to the other side?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:29 pm

    Quoting  :

Heya, K!

Long time no see, chickie

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/22/2019 12:44 pm

    Quoting  :



Soupah, dupah idea.

Cast Iron or copper cauldron? You have to be careful of any reactive ingredient, ya know.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


virtualcuzi 52T
1233 posts
4/1/2019 10:01 am

I do enjoy invoking fear into my subs. They dare not go near my handbag again ! If God didn't intend males to be used as sport he wouldn't have put balls on them. Eh sis?

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/4/2019 10:43 pm

    Quoting  :

DThat's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that T.E.T is totally different entangling magix. sheesh

Ok so Ive got another new and nowhere near improved revelation about creation.

Im thinking that after watching father time just racing along doing his thing with no regard to anyone or anything, mother nature got pissed and decided to whack the ol bastard with a cosmic cast iron frying pan upside his fool head with a BIG BANG, but he was moving so fast and was so hard headed that instead of him slowing down at all the cast iron pan sparked off a bunch of lil iron splinters than shot out into the universe gathering speed, space dust and ice as well as other unknown and identified detritus that thickened around each iron shard as it spun out further and faster creating stars and planets around its iron core.

Now all decedent bits of that original pan are attracted to, because they were made of and by, the same source.

Which is also why grandmas pass down said pans to their granddaughters.

Good cookware is crucial for a good home life.

and keeping the men in line

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/4/2019 10:52 pm

    Quoting virtualcuzi:
    I do enjoy invoking fear into my subs. They dare not go near my handbag again ! If God didn't intend males to be used as sport he wouldn't have put balls on them. Eh sis?
Exactly Right!

Handbags are a hard no. Some come with claw traps that'll take an appendage off for those who forget. Sold at Saks and other fine retailers.

Dicks offering cock nibbling might be cannibalism so ball batting should be the new national past time to distract from the real issue. Balls are good for one thing only.

Rear view mirror decor!

Bedazzler anyone?

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/20/2019 4:11 pm

    Quoting  :

The mans wore the pans...

Posterity so often resembles posteriors. A human foible at its best.

Id think once the war of the pull on he pan was over, the winner would be a big loser, getting smashed by its winning. Sad in a that's life kind of way.

Singing metal? Like that upside down U shaped thing with the wand that goes around it to make sound? I cant remember the name but the name always makes me think harpsichord though it isnt even close and has no strings just that electricy sculpted metal bar. There are way too many things that exist in the world for my poor old brain to try to keep up.

I thought that Teflon coats, and was created for, space machine metal since you mentioned it. Is that not right? I always though space ships were aluminum. No idea why.

Higgs is Hinky. I dont think its what we think it is. A theoretic starter used to be just an atom. Our great great whatever kids will laugh at our Bosun selves and our foolishness over thinking the particle world is flat. Or a singular starter.

Ya know what is the bitch about understanding time and energy.....we are made and operate by chemical and fluid electrical energy as animals, so understanding space based flow is..........not intrinsic so it's hard to find connections that we can't exemplify. IMHO anyway.

I know nothing of Tibet other than brad pitt and the movie from the 30's I did read the book in Jr high and loved it because it was a good story. The hashing it out because its a classic isnt my way and I dont think schools at any level should take a stance of authority on any authors vision or reason let alone grade others on it.

I only came here today to hunt you down(the easter bunny is sighing with relief) cuz I was studying cavitation( when i was sick and couldnt breath, lack of oxygen seemed to make my brain go non stop which makes no sense but it happens when I have migraines too so who knows....It may explain why I advocate subconscious life over conscious purpose driven living hence my love of crazies).

Anyway....I got distracted cuz as soon as I saw the collapsed doughnut shaped bubbles while oogling I remembered you talking about something with those doughnut shapes....metal something maybe(?) a few years back and it distracted the fuck out of me so I couldn't concentrate and needed to find at least My comments about it here, but no such luck.

Sooooooooooooo why were you talking about doughnut shaped something or other type stuff 3 or so years ago in random comments to me? lololol

Cmon you know you know.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/20/2019 8:35 pm

    Quoting  :

YES!

I knew you'd remember(sort of).

TORUS that was it!!!!!

All the rest, lol well I read it but ya know I only cared about the torus. 2 weeks it was making me nuts(nondiagnosed)

My casual disregard of such shiny stellar musings could be due to my aluminum porkpie hat with copper pipping and bow as a grounding rod type deflector.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/21/2019 10:53 pm

    Quoting  :

I dont remember when it was or the why of it(this is us right) but Im pretty sure it was xrated and spawned the magnetic monopole moniker. I know I had to google it to find out what it was but I didnt remember anything else except the shape.

I will however now go chck them out better and would appreciate the link/vid if you find it. I didnt know why you were talking about them or missed it if you elaborated at the time but I dont think you did mention why unless it was a reference to some shady supposition oyt and about. Then again we cross post so who the heck knows if it was a continuation of....lol whatever.

Theremin!!! That is the crazy instrument I was thinking of. Lol told you the name wasn't like harpsichord even though thats what I think of. Geez my brain is low moisture swiss cheese, I swear!

I checked out your heavenly big foot reference. They'd pretend to listen cuz hes cute, I guess. Anything else they probably arent really hearing....meh. Human survival = just nodding and smiling. Seriously. you always help in some way or another.

Even when ya make me squint you make me smile. Or yell lololol(kidding)

You are my starshine.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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