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Contacting people…
Posted:Sep 8, 2022 12:06 am
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm
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Seems it’s soo hard for people to contact each other…..i could use one foot …Andyswing500….

Or perhaps look up to the sky for inspiration…andyswing1 at hotmail dot com
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Views…..or lack of…..
Posted:Jan 27, 2022 9:17 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2023 8:40 am
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So it struck me today…how much notice of views do you take ? i mean it’s obvious anything with France or any Country in Africa is a scam but what about others..

There seem to be many who if you check their profile are highly unlikely to check you out but still pop up as viewed you.This generates a view by you to see who they are,and so your view now shows up in THEIR list and they….you get the picture.

It’s almost as if ALT has an AI bot that selects local people to nudge you towards….surely not?..( that’s sarcastic by the way)

I seriously doubt most if any are genuine,anyone have a system to validate the real views? short of messaging everyone saying did you check me out?..

I get the ones where you are in a chat room because i’m as nosey as the rest lol..

Interested in peoples views..
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Candy...
Posted:Oct 26, 2020 3:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2022 3:30 pm
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I saw a post which said the writer was like a in a candy store...

He was obviously new but thought this response was appropriate ...

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Hmmm ok let’s go with the candy analogy...

99% of the candy is fake...it looks real,but is not...you will be encouraged to buy the candy on the basis of a visual look only...when you come to collect,it isn’t there..has NEVER been there .Sometimes you will be asked to have the candy flown to you,it will never arrive .

( The candy will almost certainly be in an African country you will not have heard of)

The pictures of the candy you are seeing have been shown to many many MANY people...usually men...for as long as some of us have been here.It will look so perfect you might say it’s model candy.

You will be told the candy is just down your street...available within close proximity..usually a town in the uk called Aldershot which,if the amount of women who claim to live there were true,would make Sodom and Gomorrah look like Celebration in Florida..

Sometimes the candy being sold is inadvertently purchased by other candy,which must make for interesting reading and a sort of continuous loop which threatens the space time continuum .

Candy is bad for you,it is certainly bad for your bank balance which will take a serious turn for the worse if you attempt to buy it.

People( men) think that it is possible to obtain candy without going through all the tiresome things that you used to have to do to obtain candy...like going to a bar or discotheque ,perhaps buying a drink or paying for a meal,engaging in witty banter and generally behaving like adults ,rather frequenting a sleazy sex site pretending to be an alternative life style experience...

People(men)...hmm seems like there is a pattern emerging here....believe that young slim attractive candy have an insatiable desire to hook up with old balding ugly men.They don’t...That doesn’t happen in real life unless you have a private yacht and it’s never going to happen on a sleazy sex site where the proportion of old ugly men to young beautiful REAL women is something in the region of 0000 1...

My advice is work hard and some day perhaps you will be able afford a private yacht...like me.....( that’s a joke by the way...but if it gets me a meet then fuck it )
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Is this a Dream?.
Posted:Feb 20, 2019 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2021 12:51 pm
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Dreams come in many guises..soo is this a dream? or a fantasy?.

He sleeps...but for how much longer as the morning light stars to filter into the bedroom..he is still ..at rest ....but the person next to him isn’t....she has been looking at him for hours ,watching him breathe seeing the rise and fall of his chest noticing how his nipples stand out in the nights cool air,thinking how she could just take one in her teeth and see how far he would jump if she bit down hard....

reaching over she uses one painted nail to flick his right nipple smirking as he stirs and gives a slight moan...

Swinging her legs over his she slithers over his body ,her tits smearing over the nipples she had just looked at and her bare shaved cunt coming to rest directky over his flaccid cock....

This time he moans louder and his eyes flutter ,she smiles imagining the images flashing before his baby blues and her place in them....

Moving slowly at first she moves her cunt along his shaft,using it to spread her folds apart and smiling as the action has its desired effect....his cock starts to harden making her action stimulate her as much as it pleasures him...

Wetness begins to spread from her cunt seeping past his cock and pooling on his thighs ,she looks down at him and licks his neck ,licks from his pulse to his jaw and back again feeling him hearing him moan....

She pushes herself up and pulls herself up his body her cunt sheathing him in essence coating him as her hips roll back and forth...Moving down his torso she finds his cock in front of her,hardening by the second and grins,,,taking it gently in her hand she holds it ,squeezes it softly and whispers her lips across the head barely touching it ...her tongue snakes out and flicks the pee hole and she is rewarded by a jerk from him....

She licks from the base to the tip ,does it again but this time starts from below his balls feeling the mixture of soft wrinkled flesh and solid testicles ,she does it again and again...each time he jerks and squirms muttering and his breathing starts to quicken...taking his cock in her mouth she slides down firmly her lips tight on his shaft creating a suction effect her cheeks showing the effort she is making....

His hands move fluttering towards his cock his sub conscious knowing something is amiss but she bats them away....gripping his cock tighter her nails sparkle as she alternates between sucking him and wanking him....

She smiles to herself ..nearly there.....releases him moves back up his body and raises her bare cunt....feels under her and holds his cock upright feeling it at its hardest smiling at the thought of what it is about to do...to her as well as him...

bending she whispers to him. good morning my One ...and at the same moment she thrusts herself down hard impaling herself to the full length on the cock of her Owner ...

He comes awake with a sudden jerk...his dreams savagely interrupted by the feeling both of pleasure and pain...pleasure of his cock being buried in THE most tight warm wetness and pain of not knowing for a brief moment where or what is happening to Him....

His eyes snap open taking a moment to focus and as he does so his eyes are filled with the sight of his slut laying on him her thighs spread over his her tits with nipples decorated and pierced swaying in front of him smiling at him....and
she says this time a little louder GOOD MORNING MY OWNER...

Now you tell me is this a dream or a fantasy..?. because either way it’s. pretty dam real to me...
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Finished....a shitty word ...
Posted:Apr 17, 2017 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2017 10:03 pm
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The sudden realisation. that it's over.....is that not the worst feeling ?.when you have loved someone sooo hard that it hurts...when you know that it's finished but can't bring yourself to stop wanting them with every single cell of your body....when you knew you were out of their league but for some crazy reason they didn't think so....when the last message is sent and you have this overriding urge to send JUST ONE MORE.....when they love you but can't be with you...when you would have done just about anything to be with them ....when you know they are moving on but with someone else...and it kills you to know the smiles and kissses and love are for someone else...

THEN........ITS FINISHED.....SHITTTTT...
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First Attempt....
Posted:Jan 13, 2016 2:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2017 9:57 pm
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So....firstly an apology....this is my first apttempt at something like this so it will be rambling...mostly uncoordinated and probably shit.....

First topic....well not one that will surprise too. many people but what is it with the time wasters fakes spammers scammers and twats?...

I have been on here nigh on 15 years and I STILL fall for them....sorry?..you want me to pay for your mother to fly to Norway...right ..and we have what exchanged 2 e mails?..certainly how shal I send you the £130.....?..

Your profile says Aldershot.....and that's what somewhere near Donetsk is it...right....

Home town Leeds....hmm...not sure I saw the palm trees last time I was there..must have missed them....

Ahhhh...my grammar is not necessarily the best but if you want to scam someone try spelling basic words correctly...in English....ok?...

Multiple profiles.....un feasibly attractive blond 24 yr olds....more than likely created by 54yr old balding sweaty guys who are called Brian....who still live with mummy....FFS....

Alternative lifestyle does not mean I have got a navel piercing.....nor does it give you free rein to wax lyrical about your dream man who if he fitted the description would not be trying to get laid on alt he would be fuckng Scarlett johannson ......

Geography......I know schools no longer teach shit like geography but if someone is in Cape Town it is fairly unlikely they are going to jump,on a plane and turn up outside your crap flat...in Redditch....if they had the money for that they would be doing what I said earlier....to Sacrlett Johannson...

so....post one over....feel free to leave comments....etc....unless you are Scarlet Johannson...in which case tickets booked babe....
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