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Swine & Pearls exist even here

She walks in starlight in another world.

Much(ish) ado and a whole lot of nothings
Posted:May 26, 2019 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2023 3:51 pm
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~~I have come to realize that I must be the proverbial alt unicorn.

I am
-Monogamous
-Straight
-Single

I have to be a unicorn because if I were an acronym Id be a MeSS.
I like unicorn better.

~~ The conspiracy theorists are right.
Aliens did build the pyramids. In fact the entire middle east region was settled by aliens long before recorded history.
Why else would........
-hieroglyphics from different artists look "scratched out' when its pics of non human looking humanish figures. What are they trying to hide? Themselves!
-the 'males' deny that they have a huge interest in sex so build walls so noone can see them surfing and probing
-cover those they are 'probing' head to toe in robes to hide the results of their experiments

~~Vanilla sex has only been 'a thing' in the last 150 years or so. Before that for THOUSANDS of years we were having wild crazy sex like the animals we are. Advancement of the species or evolved? US?
I don't flipping think so if we are the only species that can screw up sleep and sex!

~~If you believe that multiple dimensions and spaces exist, how many birthdays could you legitimately have? I've lost count on just ONE of the aliens I know, so I have to pick and choose when to make cake, celebratory spinach artichoke dip and throw inappropriate and endearing posts and insults.

I figure at least one a year is worth celebrating and I chose today cuz a wild childz iz worth celebrating. At least mine is.

Next year it will be an eclipse! I'm already making plans.

Maybe I'll make it an open ALT event and invite the bloggy masses.

I'm asking you now..........Just think about it...............Would you come?
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Far from Marvels: The Alt Avengers, cumming soon
Posted:Mar 19, 2019 1:13 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2019 3:40 pm
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I'm just killing time until the new Avengers: End Game movie release so here I be, the biggest waste of time site I know of. Granted I dont spend much time on the net.

I didn't have to make it past my home page to see that ALT too has a never say die team of superzeros; she-hoes alongside the heroes and sheros.

FRAUDBROAD

COCKTALE WEENIE

WHINGEBOY

MELLONBALLHER

SLICKDICKAMO

CHUNNELBUTT

TYPE4LIEABEATING

I refuse to even contemplate what super powers are possessed by the above.

My county library has A LOT to answer for.

For national poetry month in April, they've scheduled a YOETRY event.

YOETRY?!?!

WTF is that?

I though perhaps it was a hip hop type street poem thing, but no.

YOGA+POETRY=YOETRY

Ass up, head down.

Too much or too little blood flow to the brain

My mind boggled.

Then Broke.
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Quite a span between posts, I suppose
Posted:Dec 12, 2018 12:18 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2019 2:41 pm
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Not that I have any thing of any length or purpose to post about.

Huh, that doesn't appear to stop me.
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Back To School: Safety&Education Series-2018© Who me? What? Where?
Posted:Sep 30, 2018 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2019 3:32 pm
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Is there really ever a BAD time to refresh and expand your mind and kink knowledge?

I don't believe so.

Today's Safety & Education tip to close out September and my brief input via VLAD'S safety posts :

Places to go and people to see AKA 'WHERE can I find information about different kinks, d/s, impact play or various types, bondage etc'?

While I would always recommend going to real time local dungeon groups to learn "hands on" when possible, for many that isn't something that they can or want to do for any variety of reasons.

There are quite a few great places to go to find books, manual and videos right from the comfort of your home. This is education not porn but at the same time, some porn sites do advertising with stores that offer all of the above both to purchase or just to view.

Your local library is as hip as you are nowadays, be it paper or e-book. I just checked mine and found more than 10 different categories where books/manuals were available.

DO NOT look under BDSM which is a catch all term just like "sports" is, pick specifics like "bondage' or Rope(will be very broad)

Kink specific websites such as eXtreme restraints and kinky d0t com all have universities with how-to videos you can watch outside of their pay/purchase stuff.

https://www.xruniversity.com
is the how to for eXtremerestraints

kink d0t com
More entertainment than education but there is a good mix and..... (they are looking for writers all you story tellers and creative types)

kinky d0t com
has damn funny "holiday cooking" tutorials as well as a smattering of how-to's. As a heads up, you have to search and pay attention(shouldn't that be a given)....scroll to the bottom of the main page and click BEHIND KINK or try to find TUTORIALS in the header.

The truth and tips are out there. We need only look
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Back To School: Safety&Education Series-2018© RUBEx CUBED
Posted:Sep 9, 2018 2:15 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2019 10:45 am
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Is there really ever a BAD time to refresh and expand your mind and kink knowledge?

I don't believe so.

Today's safety and Education tip:

Keep it simple when trying something new

If you are unfamiliar with Rube Goldberg, he was a cartoonist inventor and a myriad of other things who made a name for himself by doing the simplest of things in the most over complicated manner with as many steps and parts as possible.

I find his creativity and commitment to extra work for little payoff fascinating both because he was so willing to make his life harder by choice and because he did defying human natures' least path of resistance/amount of effort so well.

When it comes to rope bondage/whips of any sort or learning any new skill really, taking it slow and steady step by step mastering as you go is the safer and more responsible option than living the "if one is good 3 must be better" path of earning what NOT to do.

Getting your KINK fix on a website if fraught with a lot of misinformation or a lack of usable information.

Model photo shoots and porn GIFs are not a good learning tool. They are staged and posed for only a few seconds after hours of work by a crew of background support people just outside of the frame who stand by to swoop in and relieve the unsustainable pose needed for the shot as needed.

While it is quite common to get your own ideas from a photo or clip, going the Goldberg route and trying to work in multiple types of play into a scene, just because you've seen them done separately and thought they looked good is dangerous and can be debilitating to the bottom.

Master 0ne skill at a time, attempting mastery whenever possible by gathering as much information from as many sources as you can find before moving on to learning the next type of skill play.

Look at this pic below


**courtesy of the internet

Can you imagine being this bottom who was just bound in rope with their upper arms and wrists BOTH bound behind their back as their top gets the great idea to start aiming hard objects at their ass 2" below.

Where do the bottoms hands go? Are the ropes loose enough to make fists? Would it make more sense to not do the upper arms for more range of movement or better yet, bind the wrists off to the side IF spanking or anything else is involved.

This type of rope work is lovely and stands on its own, but it was not meant to be combined with things that would put the bottom face down or walking/bending over which would make her off balance and most likely fall.
Its made to be a visual display sitting or standing in place and its simple beauty stands on its own. It doesnt need additional types of play added in.

Keep it simple. Don't be a Kinky Rube

Brain first..................THINK
Education second....LEARN
Interact third........PRACTICE

Have a tip to share? Please post it here or in your own space in your own words.

Learning is never a bad thing.
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Back To School - Safety Education Series© Blogger 2
Posted:Sep 8, 2018 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2018 4:09 pm
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Is there really ever a BAD time to refresh and expand your mind?

It is back to school time and as good a time as any to think 'education, knowledge and safe practices' in kink, d/s and S&M. I've seen some posts and cross posts recently touching on educating yourself including a thorough spanking post from rosaenaluin. Please be sure to check the blog pages if you are interested in more.

Today's tip is this and I find it most crucial:

KNOW YOURSELF, WHERE YOU ARE AND AT LEAST A STARTING POINT OF WHAT YOU WANT.

I hope some fellow bloggers will forgive me for cross posting their thoughts on a few things.

_neera Has this as her brilliant profile opening:
People often come here in search of a sort of settlement. A type of peace. And this is not a place for peace.
She is so right!

There are also NO 'special' rules that currently and automatically exist for 'lifestyle' people or relationships here, that differ from any other person or relationship you have ever had unless YOU set and make them so with your partner.

tahimikbayani Just made a post that included in part:
On several occasions she would indulge my Dominant nature. She usually equated kinky play with her admiration for Fetish Fashion or clothing closely associated with BDSM. For her though, wearing the clothing was a means of expressing her sexuality. What she(sic) emphatically didn't like or submit to, was pain or the need for pain, discipline, or control through bondage. On the rare occasion she did accept being restrained in cuffs, rope or leather straps she hated it.

I mentioned in that post:

In the kink realm or not, common understanding of what a need/want/role encompasses or is, TO EACH PERSON, is by far the biggest hurdle and confusing factor.

Thinking of a role and yourself (or desired partner) as dom or sub when they are in fact a top or bottom, kinkster, bondage lover etc etc etc can cause either or both to be unfulfilled and give up sooner rather than later.

If you are unsure, here's a general guide:
Almost ALL of the things we think of when using the BDSM term(shudders) are actually KINKS. They are physical.

Spanking/flogging/exhibitionism/clamps/bondage/topping/bottoming/fetishism/anal play of any kind/Sadism & Masochism at the far heavy end of the scale. If it makes you wet, hard or excited sexually....it's a KINK

D/s is strictly mental. Period.
It is the way you want to interact emotionally, psychologically ie. 'your place/role in the relationship' and there are big big big differences between Big/little and master/slave!

Knowing what YOU want or need, what you see or desire the balancing partner role as AND being able to express it, at least in part verbally, is a huge first step in the right direction that we should all take before we can even start to open the mind to...

"OK, IM INTERESTED. WHATS NEXT?"

Play smart, play SAFE and keep it real with or without the fun.

Have a tip to share? post it on your own space or leave it here Thanks for reading

Learn you
Know you
Love you

Anything else is possible after that.
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Doc's Saturday Evening Un_Tag: Six or More things about me
Posted:Aug 25, 2018 11:37 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2018 6:20 pm
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Even though it hasnt been a full month yet since my last post, Im in a type-y kinda mood right now so Doc39s Saturday Evening Un_Tag Six or More things about you me others don39t know Who39s first hits the spot

Doc asked:

"how willing would you be to List Six (or More) things about you that others might not know...
This is NOT a tag since no one is specifically named(at this time of year its impossible to tell who is around and who isnt) so it IS an UN_TAG.

Tag yourself and play along if you wish cuz you feel type-y too.

1. I found a bag of ummmmm I'll say.... herbs blowing down the street a while back. Landed right at my feet. I had no idea what to do with it since its not my thing so it is still sitting on my bookshelves sealed in a plastic easter egg.

2. Logging in the other night, I found a huge bug in ALTs current magazine and past member purging software updates that has allowed me to access old closed and deleted blogs as if I was that member. I have not acted on the ability to ban or block any of the commenters who are still active members. But I was tempted.

3. I usually wear ONLY blue eyeliner. If I put black eyeliner on, someone is probably in deep shit. Moodrings by maybelline? You betcha!

4. I hate labels and being labeled, but I am a huge proponent of using boxes and cages when needed: emotionally, psychologically and/or physically.

5. Several years ago God entrusted to me the special care of a particular member of this site. Emphatically. To this day I am still not sure why or which of us God thought was/is in need.

6. If I had my way I would shut down all social media sites and make all internet sites non interactive/comment free for 2 weeks so people can remember how to feels to be human not screaming troll again.
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