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Swine & Pearls exist even here

She walks in starlight in another world.

I had to work today - I have an attitude
Posted:Sep 3, 2006 6:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2012 5:37 pm
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.

He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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I LOVE hokey Jokes
Posted:Sep 1, 2006 5:09 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2006 9:38 pm
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A guy walked into a Talent Agency and said, "Hello. My name is Penis van
Lesbian. I want a career in Hollywood ."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you're gonna have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name!" the man said. "The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years, you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not! be able to represent you."

"So be it!" said the man. "I guess we will not do business together." He promptly left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER.....

The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awestruck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the enclosed letter...


Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis
van Lesbian.
After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.
I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke
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A quote for life!
Posted:Aug 31, 2006 8:03 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2014 8:18 pm
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God determines who walks into your life.

It's up to you to decide:

who you let stay,

who you let walk away,

and who you refuse to let go."
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A great post to think about
Posted:Aug 29, 2006 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2012 9:22 pm
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Even if you don't answer it online (gasp how dare you not support such a fabulous post) everyone should read and think about bbwsub21's question de jour [post 177584].

I answered it even though it meant admitting things I pretend I don't do, but ya know what...I feel a whole lot better admitting it to myself...maybe now that I've put it into words for me to see and hear instead of just hide...maybe I can do something about it and quit wrecking things before they even begin.

It's a start!!!!
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I dated the whole congregation
Posted:Aug 28, 2006 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2019 9:03 pm
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A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for
my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17 Verses 1-26 ."

Everyone nodded as they subdued their groans, knowing what long verses those were.

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.

Looking out at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17. If you read the chapter, please raise your hand."

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Smiling, the preacher said, "GREAT,..........
you are the very people I want to talk to.



Mark has only 16 chapters."
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I jumped and will probably fall
Posted:Aug 27, 2006 11:38 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2019 9:04 pm
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I made a leap this weekend that I swore I wouldn't make again.

I replied on someones blog that had hurt me a while back with their careless reply.

I don't really think they meant it to sound as callous and cold as it did, yet it still hurt me deeply to be treated that way.

I don't suppose I should have let it bother me the way it did, and if my skin was even half as thick as I pretend it is, it wouldn't have.

Yet when I find someone who touches me deeply...in any way....I will always respond to their joy or pain, and try to support/celebrate with/ or just empathize with them as best I can. I will also let them know that they have moved me since I don't think that most of us do that enough. A kind word can heal many wounds, and there are so many things out there that can wound a tender heart.

It wasn't someone that I had a hopeful interest in as they were too far in distance, they were involved with someone and that is not my thing, and I just didn't think we had a snowballs chance, so I didn't see them as anything other than another soul seeking peace, hope, love, passion and truth. My motives were innocent and appreciative....mostly.

I have stayed away for quite a while, but I needed to go back...I can't ignore the wisdom and peace that I get from knowing I share the same struggles that others do. This one more than almost all others.

It hurt like hell to be there, but it hurt worse not to.

I am learning so much from many of my blog brothers and sisters. I hope that I always remember them and these things they share.

To the naked eye, we may be man/woman, Dom/sub, serious/playful, exceptional/average, different hemispheres, different countries, different religions, different races, different beliefs and different desires....

but beneath all of that, we are human.

And for that reason I jumped!
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Technology sucks
Posted:Aug 27, 2006 10:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2006 6:46 pm
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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder, and the smell of fresh parsley, onions, and buttered corn wafts your way.


When you approach the milk case, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.


As you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, then the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.



Needless to say, I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Miss_Chris47 said I gotta
Posted:Aug 23, 2006 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2018 2:31 pm
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tag someone....my correct post won't let me add them to it, so I'll try it here.

Now if I can just get them here to read it...hmmm maybe I should tag them in their blogs.

Tag boys, you're it....see 2 posts behind this one.

snarkly71

and

TheEngineSA

All of my friends who have already been tagged....I will NOT re-tag you in this, since you have already posted.

You can thank me later.
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I know what is wrong with the world!
Posted:Aug 21, 2006 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2006 9:43 pm
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Is it just me,

or has the world went downhill since Bonnie Bell quit making Strawberry "kissing potion"?
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Miss_Chris47 69'd me
Posted:Aug 21, 2006 9:57 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2013 10:33 pm
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1. Are you in a relationship? depends on which one of us you ask, so I'll say no

2. Do you hate more than 3 people? not at the moment

3. How many houses have you lived in? 7

4. What is your favorite candy bar? Reese cups

5. What are your favorite shoes? no such thing,
I hate shoes!!!

6. Have you ever tripped someone? not purposely

7. What was your least liked thing that happened this year? Being disappointed by people here

8. What was your favorite thing that happened this year? Meeting many good people here

9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD? A sample one that came free in a make-up kit

10. Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes

11. Name something that's always on your mind.SEX

12. What is your favorite music genre? Classic Rock, country, 80's hair bands

13. What is your sign? Cancer

14. What time were you born? 10:33 am

15. Do you like beer? nope, but it's amazing how I seem to have one every couple of days or so.

16. What is your favorite toy? McDonald's coffee stirrers

17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
I'm proud of them all, but the Little Mermaid Soundtrack would make most laugh I suppose.

18. Are you sarcastic? extremely

19. What is your favorite color? Royal Blue

20. How many watches do you own? That work...2

21. Summer or winter? winter

22. Spring or fall? fall

23. What is your favorite color to wear? white...it pisses 'em ALL off around here

24. Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25. What color is your cell phone? Silver

26. Where is your second home? Rob's house I guess

27. Have you ever slapped someone? DUH

28. Have you ever had a cavity? yes, got several while pregnant

29. How many lamps are in your bedroom? ceiling fixture only

30. How many video games do you own? 2, but the "household" has about 30

31. What was your first pet? a mutt named cookie

32. Have you ever had braces? no

33. Do looks matter? Yes, but not in deciding who is worthy of my attention or affection. We do judge others on appearance though.

34. Do you use Chap-stick? not usually

35. What is your favorite movie? It's a wonderful life

36. American Eagle or Abercrombie?
I was gonna ask what an abercrombie was, but I think these are both stores or design lines....I say NEITHER

37. Are you too forgiving? yes

38. How many do you want? I have 1, anything else would be a bonus but not a planned one.

39. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No

40. What is your favorite breakfast?
bacon, eggs, shredded hash browns, and rye toast

41. Do you own a gun? no

42. Have you ever thought you were in love? Yes

43. When was the last time you cried? yesterday

44. What did you do 3 nights ago? Tried not to kill the ex since I needed him at the time.

45. When was the last time you went to Olive Garden? about 5 years ago

46. Have you ever called someone other than your mother, mom? yes

47. Have you ever been in a castle? no

48. What are your nicknames? Boots, tra, tags

49. Do you know anyone named Bertha? no

50. Have you ever been to Kentucky? not yet

51. Do you own something from Banana Republic?
No

52. Are you thinking about somebody right now?yes

53. Have you ever called someone Boo? Boo-bear only

54. Do you smoke? yes

55. Do you own a diamond ring? No

56. Are you happy with your life right now? mostly

57. Do you dye your hair? no

58. Does anyone like you? Yes

59. Who's your best friend? Mark

60. What were you doing May of 1994?
Celebrating my 's second birthday

61. Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yep 3 of em (stop laughing.....see question #27)

62. McDonald's or Wendy's? McDonald's

63. Do you like yourself? Yes

64. Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom

65. Favorite feature of the opposite sex? Eyes

66. Are you afraid of the dark? no

67. Have you ever eaten paste? nope

68. Do you have a web cam? not anymore

69. Have you ever stripped? Nope, somethings are better off staying hidden

MissChris said I HAD to tag others so...if I can get them here.......

I tag............

Awww hell!
Damn site wont let me put in a pic or a handle...I'll fix it tomorrow!

It's unfixable.......

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