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Happy St Pats Day
Posted:Mar 17, 2019 8:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2019 2:39 pm
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Sorry i haven't written in a while. My work life is sucking the life out of me at the moment. The sheer panic in some of my clients voices as tax day approaches.

Motto " Plan ahead putzes." I digress. If they planned ahead they wouldn't need me.

So here i am nursing a hangover. One more Guinness beer last night was one more than i could handle. On the Uber ride home, I got to thinking about how we Americans and Irishmen have corrupted a Catholic Holiday.

St Patrick the father of Ireland was a priest. Do you really think he drank and celebrated debauchery? Probably not. Irish or not, I doubt if he was allowed to drink.

It's like Cinco de Mayo. The one time, the Mexican army defeats the French army at the battle of Pueblo. Americans through a huge party and drink Tequila. Interesting. Btw, of historical note, the French invaded Mexico because it defaulted on loans to the British French and Spain. But mostly because the French wanted to own some land in the Americas.

Stay kinky, drink green beer, and fuck like rabbits.

Jenna
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Funday Friday Wisdom
Posted:Mar 1, 2019 10:10 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2019 8:37 am
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Hello my deeply perverted fans!

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately. Its been a really hectic couple of weeks. However,
I officially declare today is fun day Friday. The weather is going to be cold and snowy and I really don't have anything I want to do.

So at 5 Pm CST, I am going to be at my home. I will shower and get pretty. I will put the collar around my neck and wait in the nude kneeling for Master to arrive. All of his favorite foods are ready for a weekend of sex sex and more sex. While you may think every day is like this, we too get busy with work and life.

Not this weekend. If all works out, I will be setting tenderly on Monday.

I hope all of you have a sexy weekend.

Jenna

Stay kinky my friends.
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We dress for other women
Posted:Feb 18, 2019 10:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2019 7:49 am
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Hello my kinky friends,

I want to give you a thought for this cold gray February Day. Woman dress to impress other women, not men. I hate to break it to you, but we are always checking the competition out.

Now before you guys go running to cry, let me ask you this simple question? If you could see most women completely naked would that not be your preference? If suddenly there was a law on the books, that all women unattached could only wear heels and carry a purse would that not be your preference?

The slutty lingerie that you like so well, only stays on a few minutes and then its lying on the floor. I know I am right.

Stay kinky,
Jenna

PS. I have total envy over a new intern in my office. She has the longest legs I have ever seen on a woman. I would love to have 3/4s of her leg length. I over heard one of the males in the office say how much he appreciated a woman who could have one foot on the floor and one on the ceiling. I really feel short now
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Happy Valentine's Day
Posted:Feb 14, 2019 10:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2019 10:00 am
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Awe the most magical day of the year for lovers! NOT!!

I spent most of most adolescent and adult life hating Valentines Day. In high school, I was dumped just about every Feb 1st and then asked to get back together by spring break. Sadly true.! College and adulthood was not much better.

It could be me and the fact I was not choosing well.

Don't sweat not getting wooed off your feet today. You maybe better off with a pizza and a Netflix movie.

As for me, being married, I have already received Candy and Flowers from my Master. We will enjoy dinner out and a solid coupling afterward. I guess it only took 30 years to like this holiday.

Be kinky my friends.

Jenna
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Honest Approach is usually the best.
Posted:Feb 12, 2019 10:12 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2019 10:01 am
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Hello from Tampa International were my 3rd flight to Chicago is now delayed again. I think I could have walked home faster. I know I think the weather is bad in Chi Town.

I get a lot of emails from alt members everyday. I generally categorize those in to 3 different groups. Group 1. Pretend doms 2. The unattached from reality and 3. Real people looking to play, be friends or just share life stores.

The first 2 standout. They always start out discussing their sexual prowess, describing what evil things they will do to me, and finally how I already belong to them. The truth be known, I have already done more sexual acts then they have.

I know what most subs can tolerate and are willing to tolerate. Any one who says they are no limits and will do anything, they are liars or sick. Subs are flesh and blood with limited pain tolerance. No one in the US can ever truly be a slave. Let's face the truth, we want to have an interesting sex life. Vanilla latte just doesn't do it for us. Dying during intercourse doesn't work well either.

To group 3 don't give up. There are real people on here and in life who enjoy the alt side of sex. Be honest in your approach and you will find the ones you seek. If you are just looking to have sex, that probably is were you should start. The only people I ever allowed to dominate me, I knew very well.

stay kinky

Jenna
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Do You Really Want to Fuck the Sit out of me?
Posted:Feb 10, 2019 2:08 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2019 12:03 pm
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Greetings from Sunny Florida.

I had a wonderful day on the beach. My GF discovered her temp tatts right before the wedding and thought they might be permanent. Told her she should have been nicer to me at my party. Sharpie takes a long time to wear off.

I digress. I need ADD meds today. The sun and the beach have me loving life. However, that being said I have recently been receiving a lot of emails from guys with wanting to fuck the shit out of me. Then some make reference to shitting on their dicks, you get the crass picture.

I am not judging but guys if i look like that girl to you, look closer. I don't play with scat, pee, blood or vomit. Again, not judging but those things don't improve the scene. I am a pretty girl with great hygiene. I like to smell clean and nice. Piss and shit don't smell good and i am sure don't taste good.

If that is what you like, seek life elsewhere. My Master does read my emails occasionally and when i receive vile suggestions he wonders why i am on here.

Keep it kinky and classy.

Jenna
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Greetings from Sunny South Florida
Posted:Feb 7, 2019 10:59 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2019 8:24 am
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I always love the moment the plane door opens in Florida. I left very dreary and cold Chicago and as soon as the door opened the warm humid air crashed in and I was home. It is 80 degrees and lovely. Why the fuck do I live in Chicago?

If you read my earlier blog, you know I am here for a GFs wedding. I am her MOH and plan to get her beyond drunk tonight. Pay back can be fun!

Master and I have checked into our hotel and have enjoyed a little mid day sex on the balcony. I cant believe I just got fucked on the hotel balcony. I don't care. I loved it The two things in life I love the most is Masters cock inside me and the bright sunshine.

I will update everyone how the party goes tonight.

Jenna

Stay kinky my friends.
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This Years super Bowl Sucks
Posted:Feb 3, 2019 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2019 2:00 pm
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Ok,
This is a kink site and this is about an ass fucking on national tv that the Saints got from the referees in the Championship Game. Come on. The ref was either paid or stupid.

So this year I hope no one wins. I hate the Pats the biggest cheaters in the league. I especially have no respect for Tom Brady for what he did to his pregnant wife Bridget Monahan. That was clearly abusive.

The Rams stole the game from the Saints.

I declare no winner and it wont count.

Other than that, I plan to drink a lot and enjoy the commercials.

Stay kinky my friends.

Jenna
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Chooo Chooo The Jenna Crazy Train is Leaving the Station
Posted:Feb 1, 2019 10:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2019 12:05 pm
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Hello my kinky friends.

The Jenna is crazy train is warming in the station. My best friend from School is getting married next weekend in Florida. I am her Maid of Honor. She was my MOH my wedding a year and half ago.

Now part of the MOD responsibilities is the bachelorette party. Now kari who was my MOD, hired the party bus, had male stripers, so much alcohol that I could have been placed directly in the ground with no further embalming necessary. their was the usual bar hopping, penis props and books on sex. Now I was smart, my bachelorette party was the week before my wedding. I needed a day for the hangover to go away.

Hers is the Thursday night before. All of her friends are traveling in for the wedding so no luxury of the week before.

Mind you I owe her a little pay back. I feel asleep on the ride back to the hotel and when I was taking a shower the next morning, saw the sharpie message written above my whoo ha, Property of Dan the Man.

My evil plot is to get her drunk and when she passes out,, put on long wearing tattoos on her butt checks. these last 8-18 days. I have one skull and cross bones and another is a list of mens names crossed out with her future husband as the last one. There are like 40 names on the list. These are all about 4 by 4 inches in size. So each check is going to be fully adorned.

Now just so no one thinks I am entirely evil, they are going to Utah to go skiing for their honeymoon. They live in Florida so the beach is an everyday thing. So no bikini photos of the honey moon.

The train is coming down the tracks.

Jenna

Stay kinky my friends.
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Why are woman's hands and feet always cold?
Posted:Jan 28, 2019 11:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2019 10:51 am
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Hello my kinky friends,

My hands and feet are always cold. Dead of summer freezing cold. I get out of hot shower and with in minutes my feet and hands are like ice. My Master is like living with a furnace in the bed. He is always warm. On cold days, I spider monkey the man for warmth. I get to be the little spoon and pull him over the top of me until I am nice and toasty.

However, I do have a theory on why women's hands and feet are always cold. We have boobs and a butt. The extra capacity needed to fill the boobs and butt leave insufficient circulation to the hands and feet. Well that is my theory.

Stay warm during the polar vortex. I understand Tuesday and Wednesday are supposed to be the coldest temperatures in 4 decades. Brrrrrrr.

Stay kinky my friends.

Jenna
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