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The following is a description of the Church of Cock Worship group found at Groups, Topical Groups, Bisexuals, the Church of Cock Worship. Please go to that location to join. His High Horniness Reverend Bob welcomes all bi or gay, dominant or submissive, males and couples and all submissive females, transvestites and transsexuals of legal age to the First United Church of Latter Day Cock Worship. All who wish to worship cock or have their cock worshiped are invited to join the congregation. Submissive sinners who require a good flogging to release them from their guilt will definitely be accommodated. Recovering Baptists, lapsed Catholics and miffed Muslims will receive special attention. Including a nude photo is always a nice way to say “Howdy Dowdily” and will help to introduce you to your fellow believers. Those who are shy do not need to include a facial shot. After joining the church, to become a parishioner in good standing, post a message detailing your faith in cock worship as the one true religion and state your preferences and experiences to the rest of the congregation. Do you prefer to express your faith with bondage, discipline, toys, etc. as well as oral worship? Do you enjoy the sacrament of the sacred herb? Would you like to be baptized in cum and have your sins washed whiter than snow? Now is the time to stand up and testify. Cum into the confessional and indicate your personal path to salvation, so the rest of the true believers will know what you are most interested in. The four membership definitions are: Deacon of Cock (doc) for male dominant tops. Bride of Cock (boc) for submissive females. Sister Under Cock (suc) for submissive transvestites and transsexuals. Alter Boys (ab) for submissive males. Couples can be comprised of any combination of the above. Please state your preferences in your posting. Our church has a very liberal attitude towards sexuality and encourages everyone to celebrate their faith and to worship at every opportunity. Even though the Mother church is headquartered in Vancouver BC Ca, we encourage all true believers to gather together and share their love of cock worship at every opportunity. If you would like to hold a revival in your town, please post a message so all who are interested can share in the joy. For more information and to learn more about Reverend Bob or to post a personal confession and receive guidance, please visit my Reverend Bob blog (Blogs > RevBob13 in Handle box, Reverend Bob under owner/creator).
Topic(s): Religion & Beliefs
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