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hola 26/11/2007
Hola .
0 Comentarios, 7 Vistas,
1 Votos
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lo que se llebo el 19/9/2006
esto era un hombre vien dotado que al salir desnudo al jardin
de su casa su , le mordio y le arranco la mitad de su mienbro.
el hombre triste va con su pareja y le cuenta lo susedido,
su mujer lo alienta a que no hay ningun problema, empiesan
con el acto sexual y su esposa se pone a llorar el le pregunta
porque llora y ella le responde , "por lo que se llebo
el
0 Comentarios, 110 Vistas,
5 Votos
,0.21 Puntuación
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Viajeros espaciales 4/6/2006
Todos nosotros somos viajeros espaciales
y transitamos por el universo a una gran velosidad y nuestra
nave es el planeta tierra,
que es azul y muy lindo, donde prolifera la vida de una manera
sencilla, espontanea.
En estos tiempos tenemos la dicha de poder
conoser mas de nuestro basto universo el cual esta lleno
de sorpresas y eventos.
Disfrutemos sanamente de todo ello en compañia ...
0 Comentarios, 73 Vistas,
0 Votos
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TERAPIA SEXUAL 16/10/2005
TERAPIA SEXUAL
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Una pareja de maduros acude a la consulta de un terapeuta
sexual.
Sin muchos preà mbulos, el caballero le dice:
- Doctor ¿podria observarnos mientras hacemos el amor?
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El doctor queda un poco sorprendido ante la propuesta,
pero acepta... Cuando la pareja termina, el doctor les
dice:
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...
4 Comentarios, 337 Vistas,
29 Votos
,4.04 Puntuación
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Me pone mi prima 26/8/2005
De pequeños a todos nos a puesto nuestra prima. Seguro que
hay excepciones, pero como norma general nuestras primas
nos producen cierta atracción sexual, tal vez debido a
que son las mujeres más cercanas a nosotros pero con cierta
lejanÃa familiar. ¿Alguien se ha molestado en estudiar
este suceso?
1 Comentarios, 376 Vistas,
13 Votos
,2.47 Puntuación
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My Father 16/11/2023
I added this to my Alt blog and got a great response
so thought i would share here. It Must Be True My father once told me. sara, if we are ever in a situation where you are the voice
of reason. Then, we are in a very, very bad situation. But,
i love you dearly. I am to this day still trying to work out if it was praise,
or not! Then some one who answered my bog added a post and i ...
0 Comentarios, 9 Vistas,
2 Votos
,1.04 Puntuación
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Any Funny Humor 8/9/2021
Anyone has any good sex stories? =)
2 Comentarios, 47 Vistas,
36 Votos
,0.99 Puntuación
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Daddy's little squirt 26/2/2021
The saying is true: Before you are momma's little baby,
you are 's little squirt.
5 Comentarios, 76 Vistas,
45 Votos
,0.10 Puntuación
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Any good funny sex stories 9/10/2020
Anyone have some funny sex stories to share?
2 Comentarios, 43 Vistas,
29 Votos
,1.13 Puntuación
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creating a better life 10/12/2018
i wont like to text much but i believe it just gonna be a matter
of time
0 Comentarios, 34 Vistas,
29 Votos
,2.84 Puntuación
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Threesoom with One Man and two Women 24/3/2017
The man says to the two women "Let s have a threesome
and i want to watch". Both smile and say yes. A few days
later the bedroom is locked and he hears giggling, laughter
then moaning. He looks down to see a little box. He opens
the box with a note " For you...", he looks in
and sees a nice watch.
4 Comentarios, 152 Vistas,
70 Votos
,3.79 Puntuación
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DOM/DOM PLAY ??? 9/7/2014
Is it possible for two 100% Dominants to play together?
An interesting question and thought experiment devised
for my amusement.
This is a paradox, as I will show that the answer is both "yes"
and "no!!"
Just because something is a paradox, does not mean that
it is impossible. There are paradoxes galore in both the
natural and man-made world. Bearing that in mind, let's
give ...
1 Comentarios, 77 Vistas,
31 Votos
,2.76 Puntuación
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Spanking 12/10/2013
Well we had been dating a while and my dog just loved Jim.
When he came over he got extra attention and always a treat.
When we went to the bedroom for some fun Teddy would always
crawl under the bed during out play time.
One night I am strung up on a hook over the door frame when
the paddle connects to my ass. Jim liked to spank and rub,
spank then rub my ass. On about the ...
7 Comentarios, 262 Vistas,
47 Votos
,3.30 Puntuación
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A true black belt at cunilingus. 27/12/2011
My head is between your legs. I can taste your pussy juices;
you are very wet now. I run my tongue around the edges of your
pussy. I caress your tummy, ass, and your thighs with my
hands. I find your g-spot and apply pressure. I open your
legs and place my head between your thighs. I rub your tummy
some more. I then remove your panties to reveal a very wet
pussy. I slowly start licking you around ...
0 Comentarios, 289 Vistas,
59 Votos
,3.45 Puntuación
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funny thing i nthe field 2/12/2008
My girl and I were once in a farmers field where there were
many small bales of straw scattered around. It was late
well after dark. We decided to fuck with me lying on a bale
and her astride me, she said she wanted to pee so I told her
to let it go, so she did with my cock in her vagina she peed.
The piss went over my belly and then around my body and into
the bale of straw. It was lovely, we ...
10 Comentarios, 472 Vistas,
57 Votos
,3.70 Puntuación
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Embarassing sex stories 12/10/2007
I have my fair share, althought the worst was once when i
was in high school. I was with a girl, and we were getting
a little loud with the spankings. She was moaning, and we
believed that her parents were gone. Right when i was about
to come her dad walked in the room to see what the noise was.
He turned as white as a ghost, and i ran out of the house as
fast as i could, my pants halfway on, as ...
4 Comentarios, 701 Vistas,
53 Votos
,4.31 Puntuación
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The Wierdness Scale 14/2/2007
OK, in our lifestyle weirdness is the norm you might think.
I would be inclined to agree, in fact we have met people who
are into BDSM and think we are odd because we swing and we
switch within our relationship. But my life and family
have got to beat just about everything.
My eldest daughter runs a fetish club with her dom boyfriend,
her sister works there as DJ and her boyfriend ...
9 Comentarios, 562 Vistas,
40 Votos
,4.20 Puntuación
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Tongue in Cheek What Kind of Doms Are Out There? 6/12/2006
The "MENTOR? WHAT MENTOR? I AM A SELF TAUGHT"
DOM PROFILE Astoundingly instinctual knowledgable Dom
looking for kinky girls to play with. His dungeon is on wheels,
he calls his cattle prod his "violent wand"
and trolls for submissives at family reunions. He is into
"improvisation" and has never read a book or
a website long enough to do anything more than sign onto
a ...
8 Comentarios, 455 Vistas,
39 Votos
,6.25 Puntuación
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finding out the truth 12/9/2006
Anytime I meet someone- the first and most important thing
is to be clear and honest and who we are and what we want. What
I love about the NSA, casual sex relationship is the uninhibited
honesty, without fear of rejection.
Encouraging lovers to share fantasies- these men nearly
always start with the harem or at least 2 woman fantasy.
Then when I start sharing my DP, DPP, gang bang ...
3 Comentarios, 601 Vistas,
20 Votos
,2.61 Puntuación
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stuff i thought was funny 2/7/2006
don't suffer from insanity; enjoy every minute of
it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
1 Comentarios, 163 Vistas,
8 Votos
,3.48 Puntuación
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jokes 2/7/2006
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people
think you've got.
0 Comentarios, 84 Vistas,
4 Votos
,3.25 Puntuación
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colour test... 11/5/2006
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
crimson
firebrick
dark red
green
lima
sea
[COLOR ...
1 Comentarios, 106 Vistas,
9 Votos
,2.36 Puntuación
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colour test... 11/5/2006
sky
royal
blue
dark blue
orange
orange red
crimson
firebrick
dark red
green
lima
sea
[COLOR ...
1 Comentarios, 87 Vistas,
7 Votos
,1.51 Puntuación
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the mountain.doc 29/4/2006
The western sun sank slowly toward a ridgeline adorned
with the spiny fingers of naked poplar trees. Angular shadows
from the porch railing sprawled lazily across the porch,
slowly pointing toward evening. The chains supporting
the porch swing he sat in squeaked in rusty protest every
time he moved. Evidence of a mature season was everywhere,
as a light October breeze chased a dozen or so ...
0 Comentarios, 228 Vistas,
8 Votos
,4.87 Puntuación
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dumb older joke 13/4/2006
A man tells his wife that he lost his job, and she'd need
to get one. After some discussion, the only thing she's
capable of doing is prostitution! He decides to help her,
and after getting ready, they head out on the town. The wife
spots a good mark and gets out of the car while the husband
drives into a closeby alley.
"100 dollars a fuck big boy, " the wife states.
"I've only got ...
0 Comentarios, 373 Vistas,
23 Votos
,5.70 Puntuación
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the Emporer's Tongue 18/3/2006
Many years ago in ancient Japan, there was a warlord who
wanted to be the emporer. He devised a way to defeat the other
warlords without fighting. He had four beautiful daughters.
He would marry them off to the first four men who passed his
test.
He had razor sharp metal inserted into his daughters to
shredd any man's manhood who attempted to enter them.
The first four warlords from ...
3 Comentarios, 5328 Vistas,
166 Votos
,1.95 Puntuación
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Sandpaper Sally 17/3/2006
There was this young cowboy who was out on the range for a
long time and was looking for a woman to release his pent
up tension.
He went up to the old bartender in the small town saloon,
"Is there a good whore house in this town?"
"Sure is youngin, " He winked, "but stay
away from Sandpaper Sally."
Once there he found that men where lined up out the door waiting
for their turn at ...
4 Comentarios, 3110 Vistas,
142 Votos
,0.46 Puntuación
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condom coming off inside GF 13/3/2006
well my dick is less than average size and condoms are sometimes
a size or two too big. Once I was fucking my Old girlfriend
and at the end noticed my condom was gone. I didnt say anything
and went home the next day she called and asked if I had left
something at her place I said what do you mean> And she
had found it inside of her. From then on all her dorm friends
made jokes by buying me ...
1 Comentarios, 482 Vistas,
12 Votos
,2.98 Puntuación
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she broke up with me bc my dick was too small 13/3/2006
Hey my last gf broke up with me bc I couldnt please her with
my dick. I said I would use toys bot she didnt want too. What
are the limits ladies when is a dick too small
2 Comentarios, 329 Vistas,
6 Votos
,3.65 Puntuación
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