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reposession 1/23/2020
A guy a work always wrote a check to his ex wife first before
making a boat payment rent or even buying groceries. We
all kidded him about it and said boy that must be some good
pussy to want to get it back that bad. We watched every friday
at lunch he'd sit down and write her a check and he would
leave straight from work and take it right to her. I sort of felt sorry for the guy taking so much ...
3 Comments,
133 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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Tattoo 1/16/2020
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him
as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually,
go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes
off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
'What's that?' the lady questions. 'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will
see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.' ...
3 Comments,
81 Views,
15 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Barred 1/8/2020
walks into a bar. <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long face?" <br><br>
(:- "Haven't got enough points to chat
to someone...")
3 Comments,
22 Views,
14 Votes
,1.54 Score
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Dad Joke... 1/8/2020
What’s Beethoven doing in his grave... <br><br>
De-composing
2 Comments,
17 Views,
13 Votes
,1.30 Score
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Hoping to make a good point..... 1/8/2020
<br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
<br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. .... or 2 or 3.
2 Comments,
20 Views,
12 Votes
,0.86 Score
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Barred2 1/3/2020
Bear walks into a bar. <br><br>
Bear:- "one pint of ..........................
beer please" <br><br>
Barman:- "why the long pause?" <br><br>
(Bear:- "waiting for more points")
2 Comments,
33 Views,
25 Votes
,1.47 Score
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What goes up, and never comes down?.......................... 12/23/2019
<br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. <br><br>
. ..... the amount of points needed to chat to someone on IM!!
3 Comments,
12 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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cheesy joke.... 11/14/2019
Where did you learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.
2 Comments,
8 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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watching 11/12/2019
watching drunk bitches get drunk and start to fight and
watching them fight is funny
0 Comments,
7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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Chuck Norris 10/27/2019
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already
had three missed calls by Chuck Norris!
2 Comments,
12 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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dad joke.... 10/26/2019
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then
it would be a foot."
1 Comments,
6 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? 10/26/2019
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
... all! hahahah!
1 Comments,
13 Views,
9 Votes
,1.29 Score
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make your point 10/20/2019
Hoping to make lots of points here.
1 Comments,
6 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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Points 10/20/2019
Hey there, points points points.
2 Comments,
12 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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looking at you 10/14/2019
looking for a woman here can be very hard because all they
want is what they prefer there wants most of the ladies
here don;t even realize that they are way off on there wants
there nothing here that is perfect you want all that tell
we see your picture and we see that your fucking joking ladies
wake up this is not fantasy world your not everything you
though you where believe most men here at ...
0 Comments,
16 Views,
9 Votes
,1.29 Score
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Knock Knock 9/7/2019
whos there ?
3 Comments,
26 Views,
11 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Good Ears 8/16/2019
A young man moved into his first new apartment on his own,
and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While
there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at
the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious
that she had nothing else on. The poor broke into ...
1 Comments,
45 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Born When? 6/21/2019
I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night and told
her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman
was born, simply by holding their breasts in my hands. <br><br>
She thought I was having her on but was nonetheless very
curious. <br><br>
Eventually curiosity got the better of her and she said
“Oh go-on then, give it a go!” <br><br>
I ...
3 Comments,
58 Views,
10 Votes
,3.39 Score
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I always laugth on this 6/21/2019
This reminds me, when i was tied up by the first time, and
suddenly I had to go to the bathroom, but I couldn't
6 Comments,
118 Views,
22 Votes
,6.37 Score
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Affair 5/25/2019
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her
husband is having
an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The
next day she
comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs
the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out
of bed,
begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically
the
blonde responds to ...
1 Comments,
68 Views,
41 Votes
,7.00 Score
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The Drinking Irishmen 5/25/2019
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints
of Guinness
and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each
on in turn.
When he finished them, he comes back into to the bar and orders
three more.
<br>
The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat
after I draw it; it
would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, ...
1 Comments,
68 Views,
52 Votes
,7.70 Score
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Organist 4/5/2019
A small church had a very attractive big- busted organist
and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled
while she played the organ. <br><br>
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation. The
very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something
had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist. <br><br>
<br><br>
So, one ...
1 Comments,
47 Views,
11 Votes
,5.04 Score
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ER Visit 1/24/2019
A man goes into the ER complaining of anal pain. The doctor
orders x-rays to see what's going on. When reviewing
the x-rays they notice 3 plastic heads inside the
man's ass. The nurse looks at the doctor and says...
<br><br>
"Doctor, will he be alright?" <br><br>
The doctor replies.... <br><br>
"Don't worry nurse he's ...
1 Comments,
28 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Crumbled Money/// 12/23/2018
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks
her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you
ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No, "
said her husband. <br><br>
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or
4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the
cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled
out a ...
1 Comments,
32 Views,
4 Votes
,4.80 Score
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Teacher Arrested 11/5/2018
Teacher Arrested
A public school teacher was arrested today at Heathrow
International airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass,
a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Theresa May said she believes
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
she did not identify the man, ...
1 Comments,
19 Views,
4 Votes
,5.19 Score
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The Statues... 10/30/2018
A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at
night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives
and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both
the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real
man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things
done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the
wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the ...
2 Comments,
76 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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Honeymoon Parrot 10/25/2018
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and
taken it to their
room, where much to the groom's annoyance, the bird
kept up a running
commentary on their love-making.
Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened
to
give the parrot to the zoo if he didn't quit it.
<br>
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn't
close a
...
1 Comments,
78 Views,
76 Votes
,7.73 Score
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My Travel Plans for 2018-2019 10/18/2018
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots
with someone. <br><br>
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes
you there. <br><br>
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport;
you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there,
thanks to my , ...
1 Comments,
23 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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All idiot 10/16/2018
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So you are an idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear your standing alone Sir.
3 Comments,
92 Views,
10 Votes
,5.18 Score
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AN OVERWEIGHT BLONDE 10/13/2018
An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice.
The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty
days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty
pounds. <br><br>
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after
thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed
lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and
thanked him for ...
1 Comments,
41 Views,
14 Votes
,3.94 Score
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