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buttholeBob blogs. 4/6/2006
I just read twinpeaksbob24 blogs. Their hilarious. Too
funny. bob aka buttholeBob aka The ButtHole is such a pretentious
Idiot! Talking about making a fool of yourself. I recommend
these blogs (and their comments) for their outrageous
comedy. Keep them coming ButtHole we need the laughs.
1 Comments,
68 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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The book "Manliness". 4/1/2006
There's a new book tittled "Manliness"
by Harvey Mansfield. He thinks it's a serious book
BUT it's The Funnest Book I Ever Read. I'll be rereading
this hilarious book the rest of my life. I hope we outgrow
the notions in this book but I fear we won't. Not for
hundreds of years, if we survive that long.
It's a funny funny book until you realize this book
could be a blueprint for the ...
27 Comments,
287 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Toys aren't Us 4/1/2006
A ominous sign reverberates from the state of Missisippi
who according to a published news report have taken the
incredulous step of outlawing sex toys. Just a heads up
for you southern kinkster to stock up on a cache of toys,
before this bullshit takes affect. Read a breif snipet
from the article below which is sure to make your blood boil.
A person commits the offense of ...
7 Comments,
204 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Using the I.M. 4/1/2006
Hello evryone!
Just a few comments about I.M. I like to use it a lot, but I
find that not many people answer me. I would like to say that
I am not going to be rude or crude, send a pic of my knob so come
on! after all we are all here for similar reasons. (all the
genuine ones anyway!) Sometimes I I.M people who I know
I will never meet, but I love to chat and exchange ideas even
to other ...
3 Comments,
85 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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Bush is Shit. 4/1/2006
George W. Bush instead of being nicknamed "Dubya"
or "43" should be nicknamed #2 because he's
the second Bush to be President and...
26 Comments,
313 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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Most subs Aren't 3/27/2006
I have been reviewing profiles and corresponding with
alt members for some time now. In the past I corresponded
with some male subs as I learned more about the lifestyle.
(I only found other female subs willing to correspond with
females on other sub sites.) Since I have entered the lifestyle
fully (i.e. 24/7), I have corresponded mostly with women
who list themselves as subs but ...
3 Comments,
157 Views,
7 Votes
,2.28 Score
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I went to the advice lines 3/27/2006
I was so depressed there are some question none really good
the three resident trolls aking stupid questions, well
Krissy has been busy she is talking almost smart stuff,
But there was truly only one question worth considering
and it was concerning trolls, It has sadden me, I am tired
and unsure I can deal with them much more. I am considering
the boycott VLR proposes. But I know there will ...
28 Comments,
419 Views,
7 Votes
,5.08 Score
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Man Zoo. 3/27/2006
What the world needs is "man zoos".
We keep all men naked in cages. When a woman needs a man for
sex we pick one out. They hose him off. Clean him up. He sexual
serves us for a hour or two. They he goes back in the cage.
If he performs well he gets a biscuit.
The men watch porn and old NFL. They couldn't be happier.
No more war. No more terrorists. No more drive by shootings.
You ...
20 Comments,
480 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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Sympathy for the....troll? 3/27/2006
Dear fellow pervs;
Now, hear me out...I know this is a strange idea, but it's
obvious, once you consider it for a few minutes. The person
who is stealing pics and using fake profiles to attack people
deserves to be pitied.
I know, it's done many awful things...but it's
just a scream for attention! The only way it can get attention
from humans is to act this way! Obviously, it's not ...
14 Comments,
271 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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$30,000.! 3/26/2006
$30, 000.00 per every American. That's what our national
debt is. Nine Trillion Dollars. Thirty Thousand Dollars
per every man, woman, and in America.
President Clinton was doing debt reduction. Then here
comes Dickhead "No on cares about debt" Cheney.
Telling W. to cut taxes again AND increase spending. Both!
Spending half a Trillion on The War. Getting congress to
increase the debt ...
13 Comments,
355 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Men are dirt ! 3/25/2006
Men are useless scum. slime. dirt! Lower than dirt. Garbage.
trash. Men should have their heads cut off. They never use
them anyway. The smartest man is still dumber than the dumbest
woman. Any woman can eat pussy better than any man. What
do men need heads for? They never listen. What they say is
idiot babble. You don't need a brain to understand
american football.
Women could hang our ...
27 Comments,
540 Views,
8 Votes
,1.16 Score
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Who descides whose a troll? 3/24/2006
Though I am not a paying customer yet, why should I subscribe
to a site when everyone attacks everyone that hey don't
agree with. I understand that most of this world you are
able to speak your mind and not face a death squad, but when
a person browses a site they don't want to see the attacks.
When newbies to this site, who are trying to get a feel for
this site, are attacked for trying ...
6 Comments,
155 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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kickoff 3/23/2006
i see that miss_chris47 got kick off for some reason.her
profile is gone.and she dont know y it happen
11 Comments,
272 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Dick Pics 3/17/2006
For all you guys out there: If you have a pic on this site,
do not use a dick pic as your primary. They're fine for
secondary, but we women really don't care what your
penis looks like. Frankly, I think they all look pretty
much the same anyhow. In addition, they aren't the
best part of your body in the looks department; kind of fall
into the category of "so ugly it's cute"
ok? So, while I ...
3 Comments,
193 Views,
10 Votes
,5.58 Score
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Did the monkey have the weekend off? 3/15/2006
I've noticed that there hasn't been any new content
on the magazine page for a few days. Seems that our ever-alert
benefactors at ALT are doing their usual fine job...and
they wonder why some of us have refused to continue paying
for this site.
5 Comments,
151 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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My Friend 3/15/2006
I was speaking to a vanilla friend , She is aware of my lifestyle
and was asking me about it , She related a story that made
my blood curl When She was just 18 she began stripping for
a living and was offered a chance to make a 800 bucks offered
to her by a "Domme" to do do an internet demo of
the lifestyle. She was taken to a local dungeon and ...
7 Comments,
429 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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Very clever, ALT! 3/14/2006
You've got to hand it to those AdultFriendFinder folks...they're
really smart. They've come up with a great way to get
rid of those annoying, non-paying "real lifestylers",
so they can focus more on the desperate, sex-obessed overflow
from AdultFriendFinder...people who don't give a damn about service,
all they want is to get laid!( As if they really have any more
chance of that on-line than they do in real-life....) ...
27 Comments,
462 Views,
11 Votes
,4.85 Score
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Cunt. 3/13/2006
Cunt.
You like it. You love it.
I got it.
Twat. Pussy. Cunt.
I love my cunt. I like staying in bed for hours playing with
it. My clit is over an inch. I love my clit. I wet my fingers
and tease my clit. It feels good.
My labia are huge. Like flaps. It use to embarrass me but
now I love it. They're so sensitive. My labia make me
cum like crazy. Sometimes I just touch them ...
35 Comments,
671 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Nothing Ventured..... 3/12/2006
OK, so we know that the Alt team is very busy  So they don't
have time to scrutinize the advice line postings and castrate
the trolls. But many of us don't wish to leave because
we have friends here, dammit!
So I have started a group Drama-Free Advice, Chat & More
Will it work? Hell if I know, but it's worth a shot to
be rid of the nastiness. My suggestion is if you see a question
in ...
12 Comments,
432 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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My Hero 3/5/2006
There's a new gun in town. Armed with only a yellow dildo,
he fights trolls wherever they may hide and pokes them in
the butt with his plastic invader.
<br>
Here's to you string4. LOOK! Up in the sky! It's
a bird, it's a plane..no..it's...
SUPERSTRING!!!
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Thanks, big guy. I feel safer knowing you are out there!
<br>
snow
7 Comments,
281 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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The Issue of Consent: A Marital Case in Iowa 3/5/2006
A wife has accused her husband, Travis Frey, of first degree
kidnapping and domestic abuse assault causing injury.
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Frey had written an explicit Contract of Wifely Expectations
which required her to be his sex slave and do everything
and anything he wanted.
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She refused to sign the contract and Frey allegedly forced
his terms on her against her will.
...
3 Comments,
151 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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What a sub needs to consider re Dom training 3/4/2006
I have some very serious concerns regarding the subject
of subs “training” Doms.
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I’ve seen a number of instances lately on these boards of
subs stating that they believe that this is acceptable
behavior, and that deeply concerns me for the reasons which
are revealed below. I want to be clear here that I’m NOT talking
about instances of subs simply expressing their ...
1 Comments,
317 Views,
9 Votes
,4.71 Score
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sub/slaves with names of their master's in handle 2/24/2006
what is up with the sub/slaves that have their master/mistress's
name in their handle...they get mean spirited with newbies
that dont know and call them by their master/mistress's
name ....why not just put it in their profile that they are
owned by a certain master/mistress to avoid confusion
if it is going to be that upsetting to them? some sub/slaves
think having their master/mistress ...
4 Comments,
241 Views,
17 Votes
,3.55 Score
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My letter to ALT!!!! NEW TROLL ALERT! 2/23/2006
I demand you verify profile of someone that just appeared
on ALT and goes by Lady_Gratta After all personal attacks
on Me, I am sure that profile was created to further drag
Me thru mud, to confuse people into believing that Lady_Gratta
is ME!!!!
PLEASE TAKE ACTIONS TODAY!!!!
Thank you
19 Comments,
533 Views,
12 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Deep regret 2/23/2006
I was recently lucky enough to be contacted by a beuatifull
Domme. We talked for a while and on the phone, she decided
that she wanted to come and meet meet on her holiday so we
could have a good time and do stuff like visit the tate gallery.
As I live in UK and she lives in US she proposed that I pay for
her to get here and she pays for herself to get back. Upon
this I was told by ...
8 Comments,
205 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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MY PROFLE WAS TURNED OFF AGAIN 2/19/2006
MY PROFLE WAS TURNED OFF AGAIN.....
7 Comments,
342 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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No good deed goes unpunished 2/19/2006
Well, it was an idea at least. I went through and posted earnest
advice answers to slutty suzie and i've got a big cock
bob. Thought it might be funny and interesting to act like
they were ordinary posters for a while.
<br>
And my score plummetted. Now, scoring isn't important
to me, but what the fuck. Chill the fuck out dipshits. I can't
understand what the thrill is in ...
7 Comments,
435 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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who let the dogs out $2 2/17/2006
and why My post together with replies was deleted? Is that
because its obvious, that ALT magazine keeps posting only
sex crazed trolls to get more men to grt golden membership, ,, ,good
business for ALT, bad news for U/us
NO MORE POST FROM ME HOPE TROLSS happy
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sure this one wont be posted, ...
11 Comments,
312 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Beware the man wielding the whip 2/17/2006
I was at a play party the other day, I was in the middle of a
scene with my sub attached to an andrews cross. Another
member began a scene with a single tail. I was quite in to
my Dom space when I felt his whip wrap my right arm. so I just
move over not wanting to take away from my sub's experience.
Shortly I felt it wrap around my right arm so I switch from
my long flog to a short slapper, ...
6 Comments,
327 Views,
13 Votes
,4.32 Score
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Help For Newbies 2/16/2006
I thought it would be helpful for all the newbies who come
to the advice lines to have a little background on the regulars
who post here.
1. Veryleggyredhead. Obsessed with voting/votes. Posts
a question every few weeks asking how scores are tabulated,
why she gets negative votes, etc. Tried boycotting the
advice lines once, but nobody cared. Googles for answers
in an ...
11 Comments,
688 Views,
27 Votes
,2.61 Score
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