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Articles by top4slavegirlz

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Hair pit   7/22/2005

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. <br> A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minute


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top4slavegirlz 49 M
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Who enjoy's sex the most? a man or a women..?   7/22/2005

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with get


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top4slavegirlz 49 M
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Johnny at school   7/22/2005

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and sa


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top4slavegirlz 49 M
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Eat some   7/22/2005

How can you tell if you eat pussy well? <br> You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. <br> <br>


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top4slavegirlz 49 M
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Q&A   7/22/2005

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.


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KY Jelly helps..   7/22/2005

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back


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I love golf   7/22/2005

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" the other replies, "GREAT trade!"


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Is life bad..?   7/22/2005

If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11


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top4slavegirlz 49 M
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keeping fit through sex   7/22/2005

Is it true sec is the best fitness for a man/women? Whats your opinion on it? For me that works keeping fit. Burn calories, they say.


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top4slavegirlz 49 M
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Cookies?   3/31/2005

2 guys are bored and they are hanging around the livingroom. 1 guy says''hey, I got a good idea'' Lets make money by baking cookies that tast like pussy!!! The other guy says WOW!! thats a g


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