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Straddle position 4/29/2009 Straddle position is great because it allows the woman to control the speed and depth of penetration. Have the man lay flat on his back on the bed, the woman then straddles him and slides her ass back 0 Comments, 183 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stomach 4/29/2009 Stomach position has the woman lie flat on her stomach. Hips may be raised a little on a pillow if you like. This allows her to relax more and her hands are free. The man lies on top, he can also be m 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bending over 4/29/2009 Bending over is a favorite position is a standing one, in which both the man and the woman stand up, facing the same way, and the woman bends over at the waist, using a wall, table, or other support. 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Spoons 4/29/2009 Spoon’s is a good starting position. Partners lie on their side, one behind the other. This helps prevent the penetrating partner from going too fast, and allows complete control over penetration. I 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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pick up!!!!! 11/19/2007 can anyone please advise me how to figure out if a woman at the night club is looking forward to get laid? what are the signs? 0 Comments, 251 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TWINS DOWN UNDER 6/1/2007 As caretaker for holiday units at Hanson Bay on Kangaroo Island I get to see a lot of interesting characters come and go but none more so than the Mingay sisters from England. It was mid Janu 0 Comments, 463 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Just A Country Girl At Heart 6/1/2007 I live in a rural area, where there are mountains, rivers, ranches and farms. My house is an old ranch house on 20 acres. I live alone now, but at the time of my story, I had a boyfriend who lived wit 0 Comments, 503 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dress 4/7/2007 A woman stopped by unannounced at her 's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to See her -in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and th 0 Comments, 435 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Team India - Cricket 4/7/2007 After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel ro 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Many Kinds Of Boobies Are There 2/22/2007 A family is at the dinner table. The asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wish Fulfillment 2/22/2007 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body i 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In The Dark 2/22/2007 There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridicul 0 Comments, 203 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who? 2/22/2007 During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. The class members gasped audibly when the instructor read out that a woman had several hundre 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Using Vaseline 2/22/2007 A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?" "Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doing IT Doggystyle 2/22/2007 Two guys are riding to work on the bus. They both see two dogs goin' at it on a lawn. One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Geez, I'd give anything to do it to my wife like that." 0 Comments, 238 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Problems 2/22/2007 A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he couldn't get a clear picture of the problems. Finally he ask 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Birthday Present 2/7/2007 It was certainly a party that would last until the morning. She had never been such the center of attention, but, being on the dance floor, and moving the way she moved, with her twin partners, the 0 Comments, 514 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Erotic Endings 2/7/2007 It was Thursday afternoon when I received a phone call from my buddy Rob. He asked me to meet him for a quick drink after work, something about some exciting news that he might have. I called Jenny 0 Comments, 1044 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Egyptian Orgy =Part 2 2/7/2007 Anina walked the deserted hall to Hatshepsut's apartment. In the middle of the afternoon most people were resting, and, supposedly, the god of Egypt was 'resting' as well. It had been a busy aftern 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Egyptian Orgy - part 1 2/7/2007 The blistering sun stood directly overhead when several chariots pulled up in front of the palace complex. Domestic servants immediately emerged from the cool shadows of the building to meet the pa 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex during Pregnancy 10/3/2006 If you're pregnant or even planning a pregnancy, you've probably found an abundance of information about sex before pregnancy (that is, having sex in order to conceive) and sex after childbirth (ge 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex 1on1...What Not To Do In The Sack Advice for GUYS 7/1/2006 If You Want To Be A Better Lover (For Guys) Don't Be Unprepared Cover your stump before you hump. 'Nuff said. Don't Take Your Pants Off First[/ 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Become A Multi Orgasmic Male 7/1/2006 Women have long enjoyed the ability to have multiple orgasms in a singe lovemaking session; it's just not fair. Guys have the misfortune of a chemical imbalance immediately after ejaculating that m 0 Comments, 247 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Here Are 5 Reasons To Have An Affair 7/1/2006 Life Is Short Experiencing as many emotions and sensations as possible is what living life to the fullest is all about. Why limit yourself to one person when there are so many possibilities 0 Comments, 441 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Can You Handle A Sexually Aggressive Woman? 7/1/2006 Men are used to being the ones that have to initiate everything in a relationship- from making first contact to taking the lead sexually. But now we have some new rules coming into play that are tu 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kissing........ 7/1/2006 Good Kissers "Make Better Lovers" A kiss is the first step to a wild love making session. Screw it up and you may not get lucky at all, become a better kisser an 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Advice 7/1/2006 Q: My girlfriend won't give me head. What can I do? A: Try having a shower sometime. Ok, if cleanliness isn't the issue, then you've got your hands full and it's going to take some strategy. 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How To Be Simply Irresistable 7/1/2006 Some guys are able to get any woman into bed after spending only a couple of hours with them. Some can't. The ones that can have a few things in common and we've arranged a s 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sisters of Mercy 6/10/2006 A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagina 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dinner Party 6/10/2006 A wife and husband were hosting an importan dinner party and the wife wanted the evening to be perfect. At the last minute however, she realised she didn't have any snails so asked her husband to r 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Arabian Restaurant 6/10/2006 A fleeing taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lecture on Supernatural 6/10/2006 A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise th 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson 6/10/2006 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. 0 Comments, 335 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never Hire a Man to do a Woman's Job 6/10/2006 A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can e 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Baked Beans 6/10/2006 Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a g 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde Bank Robbers 6/10/2006 Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery began. Judy dr 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Preacher's Ass 6/10/2006 A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going pri 0 Comments, 286 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Her Friend 6/7/2006 My wife's friend was visiting us for the week-end. She was flying in from out west. Missy & her were friends since 3rd grade. It was going to be the week-end of my work party so I said sure she can 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bridge Party 6/7/2006 "I still can't believe that Joe still gets it up three times a week, " exclaimed Kimberly Farlow to her bridge partner Marion Hart, "my god, you two still do it like newly weds!!!" "No way, " shot 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Honey Moon 6/7/2006 David Jay was beside himself with anticipation!!! He had been dating Betty Lou for over two years now, and now finally he had won her hand in marriage and they were on their way to Vegas for their 0 Comments, 232 Views, 0 Votes | |
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90's Mood 6/2/2006 Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Her Needs 6/2/2006 To most women affection symbolizes security, protection, comfort, and approval. A hug can communicate all of the affirmations of the previous paragraph. Affection can 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Signs Of Infidelity 6/2/2006 If you have suspicious, consider some of the following and be as impartial as possible. Have you noticed a: Sudden increase in time away from home. Decreased sexual interest 0 Comments, 404 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marital Infidelity Facts 6/2/2006 A 1983 study found that 29 percent of married people under 25 had had an affair with no statistical difference between the number of men and women who chose to be unfaithful to their spouses. 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Take off WHAT????? 2/3/2006 The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice. <br> He had always hated Math, so, he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. <br> He asked her, "If I 0 Comments, 264 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chicken Farmer 1/30/2006 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. <br> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." <br> 0 Comments, 214 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Go To TOWN 1/30/2006 One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. <br> The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking arou 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lucky FROG 1/30/2006 A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. <br> As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gay Men Have a BABY 1/30/2006 Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible. <br> So they both masturbate into a cu 0 Comments, 238 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Superman 1/30/2006 At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink. <br> Spiderman replies "No, 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stress Relief 1/30/2006 An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. <br> He gives him the advice, "I went home every afternoon for two weeks 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jack Schitt 1/30/2006 Who is Jack Schitt you ask? <br> The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." <br> Now you can 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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30th Birthday 1/30/2006 It was my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great when I woke up that morning. <br> I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably 0 Comments, 196 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mr Rabbit & Mr Bear 1/30/2006 Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. <br> They were amazed when the frog talked to them 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hitman Playing Golf 1/30/2006 Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Final Checkup 1/30/2006 A man approaching retirement went along to see the company doctor for one final checkup. <br> To his horror the doctor said, "I don't know quite how to put this, but your heart is on it 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty Nuns 1/27/2006 The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session. Mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak..... <br> 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shy Guy 1/27/2006 A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I c 0 Comments, 306 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ed Zachary Disease 1/12/2006 A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. <br> She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek th 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hong Kong Subtitles 1/12/2006 The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong: <br> * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. <br> * Fatty, you with your thick face have h 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chinese Detective 1/12/2006 A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received thi 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BREATHALYSERS 1/10/2006 Every time the Police Department gets a new gadget, like with new toys, they get besotted and go ga-ga over it. The latest is the hoo-haa on the breathalysers that they have acquired. The laun 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Johnny Too Good for Grade 1 1/8/2006 A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. <br> The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" <br> Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the 0 Comments, 169 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Many Callories Burned During SEX 12/22/2005 The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. <br> Yet, a sur 0 Comments, 193 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Maths Lesson 12/22/2005 A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: <br> "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I a 0 Comments, 506 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Low Sperm Count 12/22/2005 A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old ma 0 Comments, 226 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 Waya to Know if u had good sex 12/22/2005 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. <br> 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. <br> 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 0 Comments, 294 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Bridge Party 12/22/2005 "I still can't believe that Joe still gets it up three times a week, " exclaimed Kimberly Farlow to her bridge partner Marion Hart, "my god, you two still do it like newly weds!!"No way, " shot ba 0 Comments, 231 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NEW BULL 12/22/2005 On one sunny afternoon in a farm there are three bulls - elder, middle-aged, and a young - talking to each other about a new bull moving-in to their farm. <br> "I'm here in this farm for 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drinking Test 12/22/2005 A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. <br> "I can't do that, officer." <br> "Why 0 Comments, 190 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blond Cop 12/22/2005 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug thr 0 Comments, 226 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Natures Law for MEN 12/8/2005 Nature has many laws that hold fast and true. <br> For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon. A baby pig will mature 0 Comments, 269 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Painting the House 12/8/2005 One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter, " I replied. "Forget it." <br> In April, she told me she had bought some exterior latex. I said that it was s 0 Comments, 241 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nasty Poison 12/8/2005 A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. <br> "What'll ya have?" he asked. <br> "Oh, I don't know. T 0 Comments, 320 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SOCIETY GIRL 2 8/27/2005 I had instructed Deanne to knock and enter straight away so as she walked into my hallway I jumped out from behind the door and slipped a black hood over her head. She dropped the bag she was ca 0 Comments, 415 Views, 0 Votes | |
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society girl 8/27/2005 "Matt speaking, can I help you?" <br> "Hello Matt, my name is Deanne, a girl friend of mine who knows you quite well told me about the services you provide and I wish to see you." <br 0 Comments, 227 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Birthday Present 8/27/2005 It's your birthday and I call you to tell you to meet me at the airport. I will fly in on Fri. night and leave sun morning. As soon as I deliver your birthday spankings. <br> I come do 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Secret Rendezvous 8/27/2005 I called him as soon as I got to the motel to tell him where I was. The motel was about an hour out of town, so I knew I would have plenty of time to get everything ready. First, I took 2 rope 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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would you let this happen to you 8/27/2005 On your drive over to my house, you have some small miscellaneous thoughts about the band practice you just left. About how you almost have that new song down pat and how much everyone is going 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sophies Cumbath 8/27/2005 This is one of the three extreme movies she was making when I first met her, it should give you an idea why we continued with an alternative lifestyle. I think pretty highly of my ability with 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the klitchen 8/27/2005 “Caitlin! Get down here!” Rob Johnson yelled up the stairs. Caitlin looked at her twin Lindsay and groaned. “What did I do this time?” she snapped. Her dad had certainly been o 0 Comments, 347 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never Again 8/27/2005 Saturday morning, Natalie woke up and moaned. She was stretched out flat on her stomach, one hand furiously rubbing her stinging behind. "Never again, " she promised herself. Last time she wo 0 Comments, 369 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bad girl 8/27/2005 Coming home from work, tired and hot, you walk into our cool, and quiet home. You kick off your shoes, only to notice a pair of men's shoes at your feet. Not your shoes. You call out my name, 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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beachbabe 8/27/2005 I had been in regular email contact with a friend for quite a while when out of the blue one of his emails asked me how I felt about bondage. My only previous experience was to be loosely tied up w 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Spanking Club 8/27/2005 My name is Matt, I'm an expatriate Australian who has been living in NY for about five years. What I do for a living doesn't really matter as far as this story is concerned because it is about o 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bed & breakfast 8/27/2005 Tanya and I decided to take a long weekend in the country and stay at a farmhouse B & B that had been recommended by some friends. We packed a few clothes into a suitcase, hopped into the car an 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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out of communication 8/27/2005 Such a pretty face...pity to have to cover it with so much leather. But we can change that later. The night is young, and we have many alternatives at our disposal. <br> She kneels bef 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doren 8/27/2005 I met Doren at school. I attend a small junior college in the Midwest and we met in English composition 101. We both were trying to start over. I had went through a nasty divorce, failed out of 0 Comments, 252 Views, 0 Votes |
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